14 mins to go till english..
i just realised that i have no idea what is going on in geog, haiyah, better buck up...
btw, who is planning to change the blogskin? the current one is boring... we shld get smthg that is GREEN! and BLACK!
what abt the class badge? anybody has any idea where we can get one made???
i feel sad today :( donno why...
anybody knows any lame funny joke?
it wld prolly help..
-P
p.s. 8 mins to english
p.p.s i havent done my journal
p.p.p.s i think squashed cake tastes better than normal cake
...you should tell that to candice;D
ReplyDeletetell her she's better when she's squished ahahahahas.
and i think no one understands what's going on in geog...
-jiii(:
u wan jokes?
ReplyDeleteHere are the websites for them:
Hope it helps!
1) http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/5fqNdP/fun.varadinum.com/lame-jokes-collection.html
2) http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/really-funny-jokes-1
3) http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/really-funny-jokes-2
Here are some more random ones:
a)(i) what's similar between a left hand and 2+2=8?
ANS: They are both not right!
a)(ii)how do spiders communicate?
ANS: Through a website.
b) A father is teaching simple maths to his 5 yr old son.
Father, "Son, how many people are there in your classroom?"
Son, "Including the teacher, 31."
Father, "So without the teacher, there are 30 people left in the classroom?"
Son, "Nope! Without the teacher, there will be NO one left in the classroom!"
c)At an MRT, a pregnant lady saw all the seats are taken, so she went to this young man seated near her.
Lady, "Can't you see I am pregnant?"
Shocked, the young man replied, "But the kid is not mine!"
d) An employer is having a good time with his boss in a pub.
Employer, "Boss, which hand do you write with?"
Boss, "My right hand."
Employer, "Which hand do you use to hold chopsticks?"
Boss, "My right hand too."
Employer, "Then when going to the toilet..."
Boss interupted, "Of course my right hand lah!"
Employer, "Boss that is unhygenic. We use toilet paper......"
Sry can't continue. Not much space lol. ^^
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